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- Sick seats #yankees http://t.co/eJSn6nTnD7
- RT @PauliluComedy: Hey erryone catch our .@Audi spot tonight on @TeamCoco with guest @ZacharyQuinto (or watch it here http://t.co/R2NpwfiYW…
- I'm effervescent
- Follow @porters if you have taste and class
- watching drake & josh and getting super hardMay 14, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @paulwdowns: The new planking is shitting out a window.
- RT @meganamram: The saddest starving artist is the sandwich artist because they have to eat their masterpiecesMay 14, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @NicksTurners @ucbtheatreeast @improvnerds I will be wearing my soft bra that doesn't have an underwire
- I'm doing improv tonight at @UCBTheatreEast at 930 the shows called @ImprovNerds if u wanna see it
- Tea isn't real
- Honestly, I think you can die of chapped lips
- RT @DanGurewitch: My mom, drunk with power, is standing atop a car fire she started, firing a shotgun & screaming "NO EARTHLY LAWS CAN BIND…May 12, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Joakim Noah and i have the same ponytailMay 10, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @__vieve__: Ménage a trousers
- hey kidnappers, drive a crown vic in the rain. i'll get in. you can even say "hey i'm a kidnapper" and i'll be like "that's FINE"May 09, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @PauliluComedy: Check out the latest Paulilu jam just in time for Star Trek. Featuring @ZacharyQuinto & @TheRealNimoy http://t.co/KH…
- May 04, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I'm on vacation 365 cause I love my life
- Michael Cera with kiss marks all over his face, but there are only dogs around him! #FunnyPeopleFunnyPhotosMay 02, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
